ForeverLangsyne

Things are never as they seem, They push and pull, but never get through You’re hollowed out inside You’re all alone outside… [Can you scream my name? Can you hear your pain? Follow your instinct follow all the pain Follow your primal fear! Shed another tear… Flowing from your years Could you tear away? Rip yourself away And follow your primal fear!] Falling down the dark abyss Finding the one who stole your soul Your destiny is set But you’ll pull through here If you take my hand, We’ll make our final stand Facing down those men Who ripped away our hands Though we’re terrified

Yo momma is so fat; she ate Gluttony and became the new one. Yo momma is so nasty; even Gluttony wouldn't eat her. Yo momma is so fat Ed Elric could have used her as Equilvalent Exchange to bring his mom back with no harm to himself or Al. Yo momma is so ugly Roy went Gay after seeing her. Yo momma is so ugly even Greed didn't want her. Yo momma is so fat even Scar couldn't blow her apart. Yo momma is so fat that they didn't distroy the gate they just shoved her ass in opening. Yo momma is so ugly even Envy wouldn't morph into her. Yo momma is so stupid she thought the Philosopher's stone was a new type of candy. Yo momma is so fat e

Sung to the (abrupt) tune of Spongebob Squarepants theme Roy: Are you ready, troops? Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang! Roy : I can't hear you! Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!!!! Roy : Oh! Who's a shorty shrimp bean sprout that you can't see with your eye? Peoples: Edward Elric! *music scratches, record is broken* Ed: WHO YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN SPROUT ORGANISM THAT YOU CAN'T SEE UNDERNEATH A HIGH POWER MICROSCOPE? *sounds of an epic fight/surprise attack heard in the background while the Peoples run away in terror* ----- Sadly, this song was unable to be continued due to the destruction of all our equipment. That, and Mu